The Rude College Student
A guy is at a bar and he sees a hot girl reading a book. He gathers up his courage and walk over, sits down and says "Hi how ar" But before he can finish his sentance the woman yells out "NO I WONT HAVE SEX WITH YOU." Embarrased the guy ......
Written on 24/05/2009

36 Things That Proove You Are A Yankee
You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." You think Heinz Ketchup is spicy. You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly. For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits. You don't know what a moon pie is. You've never had ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Harley Davidson Man!
Johnny had a carrer day at school and as his teacher was asking the students on their career choices she got to Johnny who stood up and told her that he wants to be a Harley Davidson Man. She asked him what a Harley Davidson Man does? Johnny replied..It's a man ......
Written on 24/05/2009

A Beautiful Woman
A man walked into a bar. There, he saw a beautiful, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. Approaching her he said, "Hello there gorgeous. How are you?" Having already had a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen! I'll ......
Written on 24/05/2009

I Like The Way You Think...
A teacher was assigned to a small town remedial math class for high school seniors. On her first day she opted to take it slow as to not overly challenge the students. She calls on a strapping young man named Robert in the back row and asks him the following question. ......
Written on 12/06/2009