Tim Bucked Two
There once was this good ole' country boy from Tennessee who was real good at limirics. His friends encouraged him to enter a limiric contest at their county fair. Well, he did. After a few matches he found himself in the finals against a college professor. Their final limiric topic was ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Job Description
Schoolteacher is asking students about their parents' job. - What is your mother doing at work Tim? Tim gets up and proudly announces: - She is a doctor. - Wonderful, what about you Annie? Annie whispers: - My daddy is a mailman. - Thank you Annie, - says the teacher, - ......
Written on 11/07/2009

The Real Meaning Behind The Abbreviations In Personal Ads
FIRST THE WOMEN 40-ish.................. 48 Adventurer.............. Has had more partners thanyou ever will Athletic................ Flat-chested Average looking......... Ugly Beautiful............... Pathological liar Contagious Smile........ Bring your penicillin Educated................ College dropout Emotionally Secure...... Medicated Feminist................ Fat ball buster Free spirit............. Substance user Friendship first........ Trying to live down reputation Fun..................... Annoying Gentle.................. ......
Written on 11/07/2009

School Days
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny ......
Written on 11/07/2009

A Quick Trip To Paris?
Sick and tired of their history professor's lewd jokes and sexual innuendo, a group of girls decided that the next time he uttered an inappropriate remark they would get up and leave his class in protest. However, having overheard their plan and looking to score some points with the professor, a ......
Written on 19/07/2009