Pay Attention
First year students at Med school were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities. ......
Written on 19/09/2008

The Teacher
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass ......
Written on 20/09/2008

In Love With The Teacher.
A pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love, " the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With you, " ......
Written on 25/09/2008

E-mail
An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test. The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of 5.35 an hour. Let me have ......
Written on 28/09/2008

The Preacher...
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation, no one wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, "If the Preacher stays, I will ......
Written on 30/09/2008