The Preacher
The Preacher explains that he must move on to a large congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims: "If the Preacher stays, I will provide ......
Written on 17/10/2008

Boy Is Pregnancy Funny... Heh
Q. Should I have a baby after 35? A. No, 35 children is enough. Q. When will my baby move? A. With any luck, right after he finishes high school. Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A. If it's the flu, you'll get ......
Written on 18/10/2008

The Breast Advantage!
A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk." What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best: 1. No need to ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Grass
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too." A little ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Practical Jokes
A shop assisstant became tired of his job and joined the police force. Meeting a friend one day, he was asked if he liked his new job. "The hours are satisfactory, the pay is good, but best of all, the customer is always wrong." A patron in a Montreal cafe ......
Written on 20/10/2008