As I Mature
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just a*****es. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes ......
Written on 08/09/2008

The Vision
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't." "Well, " he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with ......
Written on 12/09/2008

Biting Back...
One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Bob, The Athletic Sperm...
Once there was a sperm named Bob. When all the other sperm were just swimming around, Bob was doing sprints and lifting weights all the other sperms asked him one day, "Why don't you just swim around like us?" Bob replied, with a smirk, "well, when the time comes, I'm gonna ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Words
There was this little kid and he was watching his mother put on makeup. She messed up and said shit. The little boy asked his mother "what does shit mean?" She told him it was another word for makeup. So then he went into his teenage sister Tina's room and she ......
Written on 19/09/2008