Generous Offer
John and his wife Mary were having a shower together in their upstairs bathroom when the doorbell rang. Mary heard the bell, got out of the shower, wrapped a towel around her, went downstairs, and opened the door. Their neighbor Charlie looked at her from the doorway, and said, "Oh. I ......
Written on 25/09/2008

Justice??
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm ......
Written on 27/09/2008

Doing The Dishes
A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed ......
Written on 27/09/2008

Notification To All Staff
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE AT WORK It has been brought to our attention that certain individuals have been using foul language during the execution of their duties. Due to complaints from some members of staff who are more easily offended, this type of language will no longer ......
Written on 03/10/2008

Your Butt Is So Big
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and ......
Written on 04/10/2008