New "olympic" Condoms
Husband goes out shopping for condoms when he sees a new brand called Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed he buy's a packet. He then takes them home and proudly shows them to his wife. She asked "What's so special about these Olympic condoms?" His reply "Well they come in three ......
Written on 07/10/2008

200.00
A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, Chris, he went to the store." "Well, do you mind if I wait?" "No, come on in." They sit down and the friend says, "You know Sara, ......
Written on 09/10/2008

Human Atm
Last night, my girlfriends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. When the male dancer came over to us, one of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a 10 bill, licked the 10 and stuck it to his left butt cheek! Not to ......
Written on 10/10/2008

Breast Biting
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars? "Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner ......
Written on 11/10/2008

Catholic School
A bus full of Catholic School girls crashes on its way to a field trip and all the occupants are killed. The group finds themselves in Heaven, at the entrance gates. St. Peter appears and tells the group: You may all enter into Heaven if you are pure and virtuous. Come ......
Written on 13/10/2008