Little Carrie Likes To Screw
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet. Why don't you have a seat?" Carrie's father ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Dear Adult Friendfinder
Dear Adult FriendFinder, Over the past few years I have really enjoyed your web site and have had the pleasure of meeting some of the ladies who frequent your site, Until recently I had never made a "Love Connection" but did in fact make some wonderful female friends who I indeed ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Sperm
There's all these sperm in aman's d**k, and they decide to form a union, because many of them are getting killed, by all this shooting up the wall in the gents urinal. After forming the union, they decide that the next time they feel this rumbling sensation, they will all charge ......
Written on 21/10/2008

Parrot
A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he's lonesome, so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help. The store he entered specialized in parrots. As he wanders down the rows of parrots he notices one with no feet. ......
Written on 21/10/2008

Prayin To Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The man at the counter says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. He says..."I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want ......
Written on 24/10/2008