The Blonde And The Red Head
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers. The Redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Dirty Movies
A blond decides to do something shes never done before - rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes here way to the adult section in the back. After looking around at titles, she selects a something that sounds very stimulating. She drives home, lights some ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Job Application
This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Nail It
Ashley, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Ashley, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Blondes Fininshing A Puzzle
Two young blonde women are sitting at a table in a coffe shoppe in such an obviously celebratory mood that a man drifts over intending to offer to buy them something to drink. When he gets close he hears one say to the other "Here's to 17 days!" Smiling, the man ......
Written on 08/09/2008