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More Blonde Jokes A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife answered, "I don't know, ...... Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Blondes And Horseback Riding.... A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs ...... Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Three Blondes At The Gate Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was. The first blonde said, "Easter is the holiday where they have a big feast, give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter ...... Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Peaches The old farmer was having a pretty bad year. All of his crops had been lost. Fortunately, the peach orchard had done really well. The only way he was going to make it financially was to cut out the middle man and sell the peaches directly to the consumer. So he ...... Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Blonde Samaritan As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores ...... Written on 18/09/2008 |
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