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Suicidal Blonde! ---------- A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she's angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. ...... Written on 29/09/2008 |
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Hurts All Over The silver haired lady confronted her doctor with a complaint of pains all over her body. "Be more precise, " he said. "So I can help you, try pointing to some of the places that hurt. The silver-haired doll put her finger on her arm and said, "Ouch!" then her finger ...... Written on 30/09/2008 |
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Knickerless Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear. The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you ...... Written on 01/10/2008 |
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Having A Baby On Her Own A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies. "O.K. Do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife. "No, no ...... Written on 07/10/2008 |
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Bar Joke A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He put the gator up on the table, pries open his mouth and sticks his balls in. Then slowly closes the gators mouth. After a min., he takes a beer bottle and smashes it over the gator's head. The gator pops open ...... Written on 10/10/2008 |
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