Watermelons
There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up ......
Written on 12/09/2008

Gettin' Drunk..
One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exactly like him. He says to the guy, Hey you look just like me! The other man agrees and asks, Where are you from? The first guy answers, Chicago. Me too! ......
Written on 13/09/2008

Stiff Drink
Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call ......
Written on 14/09/2008

Smart Kid
On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in third grade!' The teacher looked at little Larry's records and told him to please take his seat. Not five minutes ......
Written on 26/09/2008

Worried?
A group of angels approach the Lord, and say, "Lord, we are worried." The Lord turns to face them, saying, "Why?" "Well, it's this place, Australia, " they say. "Looks good to Me, " replies the Lord. "No, no. You misunderstand, " say the angels, "We think it looks to good. ......
Written on 28/09/2008