Butcher Lived In An Apartment Over His Shop
This butcher lived in an apartment over his shop. One night he was awakened by strange noises coming from below, so he tiptoed downstairs and saw his 19-year-old daughter sitting on the chopping block and masturbating with a liverwurst. The butcher sighed and tiptoed back to bed. The next morning, when ......
Written on 28/09/2008

How Many 9's?
An House painter paints numbers on all the houses in a new estate from 1 to 100 how many times does he paint the number 9 in the process? scroll down The correct Answer was:- 20 times 9, 19, 29, 39, ......
Written on 05/10/2008

These Two Blokes Are Lost In The Sahara Desert.
They're desperate for water, but just as they think they're about to die, they chance upon a village where market day is in full swing. They go to the first stall they see and ask if they can buy some water. "No, " replies the Bedouin stall owner, "I only ......
Written on 09/10/2008

Male & Female Atm Procedures
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, ......
Written on 09/10/2008

Blueberry Hill
Little Tommy walked into school one morning about 20 minutes late, the teacher asked Tommy where he had been, and Tommy answered "I've been on blueberry hill." About 10 minutes Little Billy walked into class, and teacher asked Billy where he had been and he answered Blueberry Hill. Susie walked into ......
Written on 14/10/2008