Grandfathers
one day a grandfather and his grandson are sitting on the front porch when the grandson goes into the yard and pulls a worm out of a hole it was digging. the grandfather says "i will give you five dollars if you can get that worm back in the hole" the ......
Written on 20/10/2008

The Pickle Man
This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home looking all depressed. His wife asks him ......
Written on 25/10/2008

Now Tell Him
It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress -- sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front ......
Written on 25/10/2008

Red Light Bandit
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be ......
Written on 26/10/2008

Blood Bar
Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender comes over and ask them what they want to drink 1st Vampire: Give me a shot of blood 2nd Vampire: I want a double shot 3rd Vampire: All I want is a cup of hot water So the ......
Written on 29/10/2008