Golfers 1st Aid
These 2 guys were on the green one day about to putt. When all of a sudden this golf ball flies up and hits one of the guys. He hits the ground in pain holding his crotch. This beautiful blonde runs up and says I am so sorry that I hit ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Cut The Grass
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - which were always more important to me. Finally she thought of a ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Think Before You Speak
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Men Vs. Women
A Dinner Conversation that went Wrong WIFE: "What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: :Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Doctor's Assistant
A Doctor wanted to get off work and play golf, so he approached his Irish assistant Paddy., "I am going golfing tomorrow Paddy and I don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all of our patients" "Yes, sir!" answers ......
Written on 12/09/2008