Today's Joke
A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found it would cost fifty dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee. "Hoot mon, " he said, "in Scotland it wouldna ha been more than 20." "That might be true, " said the ......
Written on 12/05/2009

"buy That Ballerina A Drink!"
This big, nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit, as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?" The whole bar goes dead ......
Written on 23/05/2009

Holy Land
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. On the last day of the trip, the mother-in-law dies peacefully in her sleep. The undertaker explains that they can ship the body home for about 5000, or they can bury her in the Holy ......
Written on 23/05/2009

Think Like You Drive
? 6. What do you mean I won't believe you? I'm a reasonable human being. And just because you've got three kilos of smack and two bodies in the trunk doesn't mean there isn't a perfectly reasonable explanation. 7. No, you've got that wrong. Actually, I'm even tougher without ......
Written on 23/05/2009

12 Inch Prick
There's a rich girl, and her father is trying to seek out future husbands for her. So he finds these three possible candidates and gives them all an interview. So the 1st guy goes in and the father says: "Tell me a bit about yourself." So the guy says: "Well i'm ......
Written on 24/05/2009