Good Ole Pig
One day a farmer is walking down main street his trusting pig following right behind him.Another farmer walks over to him and says "Hi Joe I see you got your pig with you".Joe says "Yep his like a member of the family.He's a special pig alright he saved my son from ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Senior Citizen Tour Bus...
While the passengers were unloading, to do some sightseeing, the bus driver was surprised as an elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!" The driver didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon. Later ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Mafia Don
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed. "Grandson, I wanna you lisina to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leaving me ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Senior Citizen Home......its Bad But Good....lol
Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Annabel, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Duck Versus Platypus
O.K. just so everyone knows this, this came to me in a dream. And no, I don't do any drugs! That was the first question everyone asks me after I tell them this story! Anyway, here goes: A female platypus was arguing with a female duck, trying to convince the ......
Written on 19/07/2009