Valentines Day True Story
muckanick's Valentine Day to remember -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Another Valentines Day. Did any of you do anything special for your loved one this year? We have a true story for you that happened just hours ago!! First of all, my wife was lighting some candles and incense to set the ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Chat Up Lines
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. ......
Written on 01/02/2010

C**k And Bull
A man took his wife to a rodeo, one of the exhibits was breeding bulls. On the first pen was a sign that said 'This bull mated 50 times last year' The wife poked him in the ribs and said.."he mated 50 times last year!" They walked a little ......
Written on 01/02/2010

A Womans Perspective
Dave returned from a Doctors visit one day and told his wife Doreen that he had only 24 hours left to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made mad passionate love. 6 hours later he went ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Ten Best Ways To...
Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down......... 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. ......
Written on 01/02/2010