What A Party!
A couple were invited to a sw**ky masked Hallowe'en Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no ......
Written on 20/10/2008

French Horn Joke
Please use discrestion, this is a true musician's joke. A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?" "Nah, " the first girl replied. "That dry, tight, tiny little ......
Written on 20/10/2008

The Jamaican Ginnal
Caribbean Jokes The Jamaican Ginnal A Jamaican guy walks into a whorehouse in New York and asks, "You have a girl work here from Jamaica name Arlene?" "Yes, " answers the madam. "Go on up to Room 6." So the fellow went up to Room 6 and knocked on the door. ......
Written on 20/10/2008

It Won't Do You Any Good
A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?". Looking back unimpressed at the man she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good." A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Okay, but it still won't do you any ......
Written on 21/10/2008

Revenge???
Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean. Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father. Filled with anger, he says to his female companion, "That's the ship that killed my ......
Written on 23/10/2008