Stop Smoking
Three beautiful girls attend a sunday mass, behind the altar there is this little mouse going around and making funny things the girls found this very funny and starts laughing non stop, after the mass is finished the priest ask the girls a explanation what was funny during the mass, after ......
Written on 26/11/2008

The Little Rascles
When the little rascles were in school, the teacher told them that it was time for english lessons. they all frowned as they knew they were all bad in english. The teacher asked, "who can use the word DICTATE in a sentence?" They all looked at each other puzzled, then Buckwheat ......
Written on 27/11/2008

Braggart
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few c**ktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last night I made love to my wife four times, " the Frenchman bragged, "And this morning she made me delicious crepes and she ......
Written on 27/11/2008

My Philosophy....
Great philosophy .. I love it! 1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I am compassionate 2. I don't wax floors because .. I am terrified a guest will ......
Written on 27/11/2008

What A Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt.
What a Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree. As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they ......
Written on 11/12/2008