Funny One
My Private Parts Died An old man , Mr.Wallace , was living in a nursing home .. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong .. "Yes , Nurse Tracy , "said Mr.Wallace . "My Private Parts died today , ......
Written on 08/09/2008

The Doctors Know Best
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough so the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wifecousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Diseased
A man goes to the doctor and ask the doctor if their is a cure since he has AIDS, syphyllis, gonnorhea, herpes, TB and the chicken flu. The doctor calmly says, "I have a diet for you to eat which is pizza, pita bread and pancakes". The man responded, "If I ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Decision?
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..... Something happened. ......
Written on 11/09/2008

The Decision
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..... Something ......
Written on 12/09/2008