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The Queen of England was visiting one of Australia's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my God", said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry ......
Written on 06/01/2009

2 Weeks To Live
a man goes to the doctor and gets a check up.the doctor finishes the exam and tell the man"i have some bad news, you only have 2 weeks to live." the man is shocked.he asks the doctor, "is there anything that he could do to make the time i have left ......
Written on 14/01/2009

That Time Of Life
A woman goes into her doctor with and excrutiating pain in her butt. She says, "Doctor Everytime I go to pee, quarters come out!". The doctor tells her to take two aspirin and call him the next morning The next morning she races to the doctor. She tells him, "Doctor, now ......
Written on 14/01/2009

Specimen
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next ......
Written on 15/01/2009

Looks Bad, Feels Good
A man came home from work, his wife said, "you look bad". He said "I feel good". Later that night he went bowling. His friends said "You look bad". He said, "I feel good". Puzzled, he decided to see a doctor. When he arrived at the doctor's office, the doctor said ......
Written on 20/01/2009