Dumb As A Box Of Rocks
a pregnant woman gets into a car accident and wakes up in the hospital, no longer pregnant she asks the nurse"are my babies ok?"the nurse says "don't worry they are fine"well, says the lady I guess I should name them.OH, dont bother says the nurse, you were unconscious so we called ......
Written on 31/01/2009

Screwing The Maid
"Doc, I think my son has VD, " a patient told his urologist on the phone. "And he got it from our maid." "Okay, don't be hard on him, he's just a kid, " the Doc said. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him." "But, Doc, ......
Written on 13/02/2009

Fun At The Doctors Surgery
A male patient is being consulted by his doctor regarding an embarrasing personal problem the man says.."I'm too embarrased to tell you what is wrong with me in case you laugh." doctor to patient.. "for goodness sake man..I'm a professional, I've seen just about every thing there is to see" patient ......
Written on 24/03/2009

The Mental Hospital Joke
david and john were 2 friends in the mental hosiptal. one day, both of them were at the pool side when david fell into the water. john imeediately jumped in and saved him.the next day, the doctor asked john to come and see him. "john, i have a piece of good ......
Written on 25/03/2009

Donations
A man and a very attractive woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me 5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me ......
Written on 06/04/2009