Bubba
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year, " said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should ......
Written on 19/09/2008

"oh Ole!!"
A Doctor in Minnesota told his assistant, "Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and I don't vant to close the clinic. I vant you to be in charge of the clinic and take care of da patients." "Yes sir, " answers Ole. The next day, the doctor returns from hunting...and asks ......
Written on 20/09/2008

Organ Rejection...
A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before she was about to have a heart transplant. The woman, concerned about her friend's welfare, went up to the surgeon who was going to perform the operation and said "Doctor, I'm worried about my friend. What if her body ......
Written on 30/09/2008

Ten Points
TEN THINGS GOOD POINTS 10 Life is sexually transmitted. 9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them ......
Written on 02/10/2008

Clean Joke...
PATIENT IN LUNATIC ASYLUM The head doctors in a lunatic asylum have a meeting and decide that one of their patients is potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the movies. When they get to the movie theater, there are 'wet paint' signs pointing to the ......
Written on 06/10/2008