Flat Tire
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left rear tire suffers a flat. While Jones is changing the tire, another car goes by, running over the hub cap in which Jones was keeping the lug nuts. the nuts are all knocked into a nearby storm drain. Jones is ......
Written on 08/10/2008

Men Never Listen!
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He ......
Written on 12/10/2008

Newfoundland Vasectomy
Newfoundland Vasectomy After having their 11th child, a Newfoundland couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So, the husband went to his doctorveterinarian and told him that he and his wifecousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was ......
Written on 12/10/2008

Doctor Dave!
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said: ......
Written on 16/10/2008

Who Was First?
---------- A physician, an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, "Remember Eve, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore medicine is the oldest profession." ......
Written on 20/10/2008