Moods Of Women And Men
MOODS OF A WOMAN An angel of truth and a dream of fiction a woman is a bundle of contradiction she's afraid of a wasp will scream at a mouse but will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house. She'll take him for better ......
Written on 04/11/2008

What A Cow!
There was a nun whose worn out body began to surrender. Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of whiskey three times a day to relax her. Not to be lured into "worldly pleasures", she huffily declined. But the Mother Superior knew the elderly sister loved milk. So she instructed ......
Written on 05/11/2008

Mental Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well, " said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ......
Written on 06/11/2008

Priceless
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve ......
Written on 06/11/2008

The Gifted Baby
A baby was born so advanced in development that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked. "Why, yes, I am, " said the doctor. The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during ......
Written on 08/11/2008