An Artist
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news, " the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after ......
Written on 24/11/2008

Peanut In The Ear
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and ......
Written on 29/11/2008

Oral Sex
Following a nasty car accident, a man's wife slips into a coma. After spending weeks at her bedside, the husband is summoned to the hospital. "It's amazing" says the Doctor, breathlessly. "While bathing your wife, one of the nurses noticed she responded to her breasts being touched." The husband is very ......
Written on 30/11/2008

Is This Your Husband?
After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer, " she replied. ......
Written on 02/12/2008

The New Baby
Little Johnny's next-door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise ......
Written on 16/12/2008