Grandfather
My grandfather recently spent some time in the hospital. He's 80 years old and about 110 pounds. I visited him and asked him how the hospital food was, and he replied, "ok". I asked how they were treating him, and he said, "Every night before I go to sleep they give ......
Written on 16/12/2008

What Does Your Father Do?
Teacher in 3rd grade was asking the classroom what does your fater do? Bobby said my father is a train engineer, he drives the train, Mary said her father was a doctor and made sick people well, this went on until the teacher got to Chucky and he said I an't ......
Written on 18/12/2008

The Nun's Career Plans
Each graduating nun stood in line awaiting her turn to receive her diploma from the kind, old Mother Superior. "And what are your goals, dear?" she asked the next in line. "A nurse? Ooohh, that's wonderful, we have such need of nurses in today's orders." As each girl answered the mother ......
Written on 18/12/2008

The Donor
A pennyless hobo was walking thestreets when he saw a sign "Blood Donors Wanted 10 per Pint" So he went in and said "Take 10pints out of me" The Nurse said Sorry we can only take 2 pints at a time . After taking the 2 pints she gave him 20. ......
Written on 18/12/2008

The Alchoholic, The Chain Smoker And The Homosexual
The Smoker, the Alcoholic and the Homosexual Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an Alcoholic, one was a Chain-Smoker, and one was a Homosexual. The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your ......
Written on 20/12/2008