The Sperm Sample...
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office and while there the Doctor asked for a sperm count. The Doctor gave him a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Five Minute Management Course
FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Be for e ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Horrible Jack Off Jokes Haha
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Call In Sick
Calling in Sick.... A Cat Owner's Story Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating to reveal. I ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Nasty Fun On The Phone
A scene from the movie Ruthless People. It's been a while but I'll try to retell the scene for anyone who hasn't seen it before. Danny De Vito is in his office behind his desk and is being questioned by some geeky guy I think a cop sitting across from him. ......
Written on 08/09/2008