Troubled Midget
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles ached almost all of the time. The doctor told him to stand on the examining table and drop his pants. The doc put one finger under the midget's left testicle and told him to turn his head and cough - ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Idiot Sightings...
IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a large enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at ......
Written on 10/09/2008

The Need For Quality
MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES: In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING S.H.I.T.. We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If ......
Written on 11/09/2008

Memo To All Employees:
Memo to all employees: In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING S.H.I.T We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If ......
Written on 12/09/2008

Silent Farts
A guy walks into his doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, I'm suffering from silent gas emissions. All day at work, I have these silent gas emissions. Last night during a movie, I had 10 silent gas emissions. This morning in the car on the way to your office, I had five ......
Written on 14/09/2008