Thesaurus Update For Office Workers
TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks. BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. ASSMOSIS - ......
Written on 15/09/2008

At The Doctor's Office!
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee ......
Written on 18/09/2008

Michigan
A woman walks into the doctors office for a mammogram. The Doctor says: "Take off your shirt and sit on the table." The woman takes off her shirt and the Doctor notices an H is imprinted into her chest. When he asks her about it the woman says: "My husband went ......
Written on 23/09/2008

Sexual Conmen
A lady was mopping the floor at an executive office when one of the office administrators noticed her well-formulated hind quarters and quickly made an offer to have a quickie with her, and for payment of 1, 000 Dollars. The lady initially refused, citing that she has a boyfriend but the ......
Written on 24/09/2008

So A Woman Walks Into A Doctor's Office.....
So a Woman walks into a doctor's office and says to the doctor, "My breasts are sore!" The doctor removes her shirt and examines her ample boobs. He then says, "There is only one cure, we must num them up." She asks "Will it hurt? I don't like the ......
Written on 01/10/2008