Fishing Trip
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be ......
Written on 04/10/2008

Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him ......
Written on 05/10/2008

The Two Nuns.
Sister Anna, and Sister Diana went out to lunch together at a local cafe. When they were almost done with lunch, Sister Anna had to tell Sister Diana something she saw: Sisters, Anna: I have to tell you something, I saw in in Father Thomas's office this morning, when I was ......
Written on 05/10/2008

Rental Dispute
A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for 500.00. So they spent the night together.In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque ......
Written on 11/10/2008

Laws Of Physics
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity ......
Written on 15/10/2008