You're Only Allowed One Seat.
As an usher made his rounds one evening at a posh Texas theater, he noticed an obviously drunken cowboy sprawled across three seats. He nudged the cowboy's foot with his flashlight. "I'm sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned, but didn't move. "Sir!" the usher insisted. "If ......
Written on 30/10/2008

The Wifes Test Results
Mr. Smith goes to the doctors office to collect his wifes test results. Receptionist: Im sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent ......
Written on 31/10/2008

Layoffs Are Tough
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed. Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two ......
Written on 31/10/2008

Vasectomies!!
Vasectomies Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies. A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the doctor. A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's gown and begins ......
Written on 01/11/2008

A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck ......
Written on 14/11/2008