Approaching Death
An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked O'Malley in the eye, and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month ......
Written on 17/11/2008

Open A Damn Bank Account
A crusty looking old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account." To which the astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said ......
Written on 19/11/2008

Out Of Office Replies
Phrases For Your Out-Of-The-Office E-Mail Auto-Reply, you can chose from!! I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as Loretta instead of Steve. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply ......
Written on 22/11/2008

The Devil And The Lawyer
The Devil walks into a bar and walks up to a patron and says: "I am the Devil and I know that you are a lawyer and that you would do most anything to become a partner in your law firm" The lawyer at the bar says: "Yes, I very much ......
Written on 23/11/2008

No Smell, No Sound
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he's got a problem. Whenever he farts, it does not make any sound and there is no smell either. The doctor finds this problem very interesting. He tells the patient to wait until he can fart--so the doctor can examine the ......
Written on 23/11/2008