Doctors Visit
Linda went to the doctor for her yearly checkup. while she was visiting the doctors office the doctor came in and said " linda, you have very nice breast for a woman of 45 and your legs are so nice." Well Linda left the doctors office feeling really good about herself. ......
Written on 25/11/2008

Cowboy
Three Texan surgeons are having lunch one day and are talking about some of their most successful surreys. First Surgeon I had a man that was a construction worker come into my office after an accident with a power saw that cut off both of his hands. I reattached his ......
Written on 25/11/2008

Medical Problem
Medical problem A man goes to his doctor and says. " Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all." The doctor says "You know ......
Written on 04/12/2008

Payment In Full Requested
PAYMENT IN FULL REQUESTED A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for 500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail ......
Written on 07/12/2008

Cat Lovers Beware
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, I had a valid reason, but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury and ......
Written on 14/12/2008