Why Women Prefer Cucumbers
101 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men 1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long. 2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week. 3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count. 4. Cucumbers don't get too excited. 5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety. 6. Cucumbers are easy to ......
Written on 11/12/2008

Letter From The P***s
Dear Management, I, the P***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1- I do physical labor 2- I work at great depths 3- I plunge head first into everything I do 4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off 5- I work in a ......
Written on 13/12/2008

Ten Signs Your Dotcom Is In Trouble
10- The company CEO has moved from the corner office to the ledge outside the corner office. 9- The manager informs you that the drinks in the company fridge haven't been free and hands you a 4, 800 Snapple bill. 8- The company president asks if anyone has a problem ......
Written on 13/12/2008

It Was Worth It
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" Hooker replies, "It starts at 500 for a hand-job." Guy says, "500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy ......
Written on 16/12/2008

The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of 125, 000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would ......
Written on 29/12/2008