Pennis Pay Rise
P***s Requests a Raise I, the p***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don't ......
Written on 29/12/2008

Retirement Bonus
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of 1, 000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those ......
Written on 15/01/2009

Busy Balls
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a ......
Written on 25/01/2009

Irish Vs Jewish Retirement
The two little old ladies had been very long-time close friends. But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. It was not long before Mrs. Murphy felt very lonesome for Mrs. Cohen, so one day she asked to be driven to the Jewish Home to ......
Written on 25/01/2009

The Old Folks
A husband and wife had been married many many years. They made an appointment with their Dr. because it seemed like they were always tired. The Dr. took both of them and gave them each a thorough checkup. Then, he took them both into his office to give them the news. ......
Written on 13/02/2009