The Stupid Chicken
A farmer buy a new stud chicken to service his chickens.Once in the farmyard, the stud walks over to the old rooster and proclaims: OK, old fella, time to retire. On your way.''you wont be able to handel all the hens, says the rooster.'yes i will' awnsers the stud. 'youre washed ......
Written on 13/02/2009

Postmans Last Day...
It was the postmans last day before retirement. As he made his last delivery to one of the homes on his route a shaply young female appeared. "It's your last day for delivering mail so why don't you come on in and have a nice lunch?" she inquired. He tried ......
Written on 23/02/2009

The Hooker
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" The hooker replies, "It starts at 500 for a hand-job." The guy says, "500 dollars! For a hand-job! ......
Written on 05/03/2009

Jokes
Daddys belly A little kid says to his mother, "Mommy, last night I saw you sitting on daddys belly and jumping up and down. Why were you doing that?" She says "Oh, uh, I was just trying to squeeze the air out of Daddys belly." So the kid says, "I don't ......
Written on 24/03/2009

101 Reasons Why Women Prefer Cucumbers To Men
101 WAYS WHY WOMEN PREFER CUCUMBERS TO MEN 1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long. 2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week. 3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count. 4. Cucumbers don't get too excited. 5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety. 6. Cucumbers are easy to ......
Written on 24/03/2009