Heres the Retirement Jokes selection

Sincerely, P. Niss
I, the P***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that ......
Written on 24/09/2008

Sex In Old Age
This 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her awhile then says, "You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?" She says, "I just got my check-up and my doctor ......
Written on 24/09/2008

Memories!
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home Reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be ......
Written on 26/09/2008

The Model Lodger...
Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house. After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model working in a near-by city center studio for ......
Written on 26/09/2008

Letter Of Protest
I, the P***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor, I work at great depths, I plunge head first into everything I do, I do not get weekends off or public holidays, I work in a damp environment, I don't get paid overtime, I ......
Written on 02/10/2008

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