Losing Virginity?
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?" After the doctor stops laughing he says, " Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the ......
Written on 03/10/2008

The Bull
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a ......
Written on 06/10/2008

Beer Troubleshooting Chart
BEER TROUBLESHOOTING CHART SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION Feet cold and wet. Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. Feet warm and wet. Improper bladder control. Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. Beer unusually pale and tasteless. Glass ......
Written on 07/10/2008

Retirement....
Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in a retirement community. They met in the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely ......
Written on 08/10/2008

Safe Sex
a state patrol observed a car weave out of control and almost hit another vehicle before barely regaining some control, barely missing the other vehicle.as a dutiful officer of the law, vowing to uphold all the laws of the great state of missouri, pulled that un-lucky law breaking care-less and imprudent ......
Written on 08/10/2008