Ouch!
Ouch! A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" Hooker replies, "It starts at 500 for a hand-job." Guy says, "500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy ......
Written on 10/10/2008

High Price Hooker
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout lady of the evening catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the lady of the evening, "How much?" Lady of the evening replies, "It starts at 500 for manual manipulation." Guy says, "500 dollars! ......
Written on 11/10/2008

The Mailman's Retirement
The Mailman's Retirement It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent ......
Written on 13/10/2008

Stock Show.
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a ......
Written on 20/10/2008

The Older Couple
This 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her awhile then says, "You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?" She says, "I just got my check-up and my doctor ......
Written on 20/10/2008