Heres the Retirement Jokes selection

Wise Old Man
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating ......
Written on 23/10/2008

The P***s Wants A Raise
I, the P***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. ......
Written on 26/10/2008

The Shakes
The Shakes An old man and a old woman met at an retirement home. They had been dating for quite some time now and one day the old man asks, "If I pull out my p***s, would you hold it?" The women agrees and so everyday they would sit on ......
Written on 30/10/2008

Firefighting Feat
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and before you could snap your fingers it exploded into flames and the alarm went out to the volunteer fire departments from miles around. When the volunteer firefighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company ......
Written on 31/10/2008

P***s Requests A Raise
I, the p***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don't get paid overtime I ......
Written on 02/11/2008

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