Work Evaluations
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations she keeps cranking out. AVERAGE: Not too bright. EXCEPTIONALLY WELL-QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date. ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily. ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated. CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one ......
Written on 13/11/2008

Retirement Bonus
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of 1, 000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those ......
Written on 13/11/2008

Jake & The Las Vegas Hooker
Jake is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much?" Hooker replies, "It starts at 500 for a hand-job." Jake says, "500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that ......
Written on 14/11/2008

30 Things A Woman Will Never Say
30 THINGS A WOMAN WILL NEVER SAY 1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me. 2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday. 3. Honey, ......
Written on 15/11/2008

Salary Increase
THE GRIEVANCE I the p***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons 1 I do physical labour 2 I work at great depths 3 I plunge head first into everything I do 4 I do not get weekends or public ......
Written on 18/11/2008