Are You Normal...................
TRUE facts about us Americans. Did you know that...... - Only 30 of us can flare our nostrils. - 21 of us don't make our bed daily. 5 of us never do. - Men do 29 of laundry each week. Only 7 of women trust their husbands to ......
Written on 24/11/2008

Raise Request...
the p***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons. I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get week-ends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid overtime. ......
Written on 25/11/2008

Moaning During Sex
Morris comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying. "I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you've been having an affair with that cheap secretary in your office. Why would you do that to me? Haven't I always been the good wife? I've cooked for you, raised your children, and I've ......
Written on 25/11/2008

Voodoo Enronomics
Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. Communism: You have two cows. You must take care of them, but the government takes all ......
Written on 04/12/2008

Female Drivers
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling, " he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but want a ......
Written on 07/12/2008