It Ain't Easy Being A D**k!!!!!
I've got a head I can't think with, And I have an eye that can't see, I hang around with two nuts all day, My closest neighbor lives around the corner, But he is an ass hole, I'm worried about my owner though, For his best friend is a p***y, And ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Horse Joke
There was this one time I went down to Indiana to visit some friends. I go into this bar, and, surprize surprize, there's a horse, an actual horse, in a stall, in the middle of the bar. I figure, "ahh well, we're not in Michigan anymore, at least it's not a ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Pick Up Artists
A shy and sort of backwards guy is in a night club. He is absolutely desparate to get laid, but can't think of a good opening line. He decides to watch and see how other guys do it, and after a while, a well-dressed, "man about town" arrives and walks ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Startling Sex Therapy
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day, the ......
Written on 12/05/2009

First Time
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that, after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, ......
Written on 23/05/2009