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New Meaning Of ..... Sampm two women meet up at a school reunion. During their chat, they talk about kids, husbands, work, and eventually talk about sex. The one woman says "so hows you sex life?" the other woman replies. "hmm well i'm lucky if i get it once a month then its boring, how about ...... Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Mini-jokes What do you call oral sex in London? English muffin. Why do homos go to gay bars? They like to get shit faced. If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on, does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard-on? A guy says, "Doc, my wife ...... Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Sex In A Van A young couple was making passionate love in a van which was complete with shag carpets and a double mattress. Suddenly, the kinky girl yelled out, "Oh, big boy, whip me, whip me!" The man didn't want to pass up this unique opportunity. So, in a flash of inspiration, he ...... Written on 24/05/2009 |
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The Zoo A man and his wife are at the zoo. As they pass the gorilla cage, they notice that a gorilla is swinging form a rope inside. The husband looks around and tells his wife to raise her skirt just a little. She does this and the gorilla starts swinging a little ...... Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Inheritance There was this middle aged balding man who looked like he belonged back in the 40's with a trench coat and a dtective like fedor. He stopped in the local whorehouse and asked to see the most expensive piece of ass in the place. Down the stairs comes the buxom mature ...... Written on 24/05/2009 |
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