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Two Exhibitions Wife to her husband who did not f**k her satisfying her sexual urge last night: Last night I saw an exhibition in my dream. Husband: O really? What was the exhibition about. Wife: It was an exhibition of c**ks of different variety. Thick c**ks! Long c**ks! White c**ks! Black c**ks! and ...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Bunch Of Really Good Jokes WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? - THEY ARE PLUGGED INTO A GENIUS WHY DID GOT PUT MEN ON EARTH? -BECAUSE A VIBRATOR CAN'T MOW THE LAWN WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EROTIC AND KINKY? -EROTIC IS USING A FEATHER KINKY IS USING THE WHOLE DAMNED CHICKEN ...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Taxi A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. I really should have mentioned this earlier, but Im actually a hooker and I charge 20 for ...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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What The Hooker Has One night a man is having a drink at a bar and sees a hooker walk in. As he is having a bad day, he decides to approach. What services do you have to offer? he asks. 100 for a handjob, the hooker replies. 100, he exclaims, thats ridiculous! You see ...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Bar Situation A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender tells him he owes 8. "But I already paid you! Don't you remember?" says the customer. "Okay, " says the bartender, "if you said you paid, then I suppose you did." The man then goes ...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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