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Political Joke Bill clinton and Al Gore were taking a shower at the gym after a strenous exercise. Bill looked down at Al's d**k and was shocked at how big it was. "My GOD, Al, that thing is Huge! How'd you get it that big? "Bill asked in awe. "Well every night, i ...... Written on 29/09/2008 |
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Smart Ass Kid! There was this guy who was in love with his wife but his job took up a lot of his time. One Sunday afternoon, his wife came home and said the boys were out playing, and maybe they should do some playing of their own. The man thought about this and ...... Written on 29/09/2008 |
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Son Loses Virginity A 17 year-old comes home one day with a grin from ear to ear and proudly proclaims to his father that he is no longer a virgin. His father is pleased to have another "MAN" in the house and goes to the fridge and grabs a couple of beers. He hands ...... Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Sex-obsessed? A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses ...... Written on 06/10/2008 |
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The Missing C**k The priest in a small Irish village loved the c**k & ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the c**k went missing! The priest knew that c**k fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next ...... Written on 14/10/2008 |
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