Two Guy's At A Bar
Two guys are sitting at a bar after Christmas. The bartender asks the first guy: So what did you get your wife for Christmas? The Guy answers: I got her diamond ear rings and a fur coat! The Bar Tender Replies: Wow that was really nice of you! The Bartender then ......
Written on 15/10/2008

Bakersfield!!
May 30th: Just moved to Bakersfield. Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! It is beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here. June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live ......
Written on 20/10/2008

A Twisted Tune: "goosebump Giddy"
Sung to the tune of Brooks & Dunns Boot Scootin Boogie. Alone in my bedroom just tryin to pass the time, well Im a startin to get frisky thinkin bout that gal of mine. She sets my heart a flutterin and she makes me breathless too. Shes got those cute little ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Insanity:
16 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Put Your Garbage ......
Written on 21/10/2008

Friends
A couple has a male friend visiting from out-of-state, when an unexpected blizzard blows in, and keeping him from traveling. Since the couple has no guest room, he states his intention to find a nearby hotel, and be on his way in the morning. "Nonsense, " says the wife. "Our bed ......
Written on 26/10/2008