What Kind Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue! in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a ......
Written on 07/11/2008

Some Really Messed Up Jokes
These jokes are a little sick so please dont bash me. If you got any please share. If not enjoy. I'll post any new ones that I hear. A Vampire walks into a bar and asks for a cup of hot water. The bartender give him a mug of boiling water. ......
Written on 12/11/2008

Escaped Convict
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up the couple in the bedroom. As soon as he has a chance, the husband turns to his wife in the skimpy nightgown and says "Honey this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just do whatever he wants. If he wants ......
Written on 20/11/2008

On A Farm Out In The Country Lived A Man And A Woman And Their Three Sons.
Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the familys only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now? In a depressed state ......
Written on 20/11/2008

Nookie Green
A Man enters the confessional, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month". The Priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's." Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, ......
Written on 22/11/2008